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John Siracusa @siracusa@mastodon.social

@philip Yes, I did brute-force crack an encrypted note using dual GPUs in my Mac Pro. But I don’t recall the details of how I did it. (I just Googled for an existing project that would run on my GPUs, I think.)

泽林 @zillionk@social.butnot.today

和我妈聊天的时候听她讲她身边的人都在被各种心理问题和由心理问题导致的家庭结构问题折磨,强烈地感受到作为父母,给下一代人留下的最珍贵的遗产,是爱,表达爱的方法,以及审视生活的角度。

相比之下钱真的传不下去多远...

泽林 @zillionk@social.butnot.today

今日晴天,温度回暖到零度以上。

早晨开车时看到旁边车道刻板印象里仿佛从来不开转弯灯的黑色加高加宽大皮卡突然温和地减速,一只鸟扑棱棱从车前飞过去,随后皮卡恢复了正常速度。对世界的信心恢复了一点点。

网上看了一圈都很贵的材料突发奇想给本地商店打了个电话,竟然有平价现货供应。准备中午的时候走路去拿。

和我妈聊天,她身边的同辈人现在都在被年轻时候犯下的错误和压抑的社会环境带来的后果折磨。她自己现在只被我隔空投喂的冰激凌热量太高吃还是不吃好难选啊折磨。

“那咋办日子还是要过的。”

福禄寿在喇叭里唱“你说别追啊 又依依不舍,所以生命啊 它苦涩如歌。”

琢磨了一会儿觉得这逻辑真通顺。

御宅暴君 @otakutyrant@c7.io
影之刃零

@hyakkei 我一路杀到追命者那里,一路上都是初见杀,唯一的死亡是摔死。可能因为我玩过剑星,早对蓝光格挡和红光躲闪得心应手了。

Alerta! Alerta! @heiglandreas@phpc.social

@miss_rodent @GeePawHill

Best is the Islamic calendar that uses 2 verified sightings of the moon after a new moon to define the start of a new month...

Cloudy? We'll add another day to this month! Perhaps 🙈

And only in area A. 'Cause in area B it's not cloudy.... 🤪

V @miss_rodent@girlcock.club

@GeePawHill Even more if you try to accomodate all the other calendars people use... Ethiopia and Iran have their own civil calendrs, there's like a dozen or so religious calendars still in common use, many areas (eg. china) dual-wield calenders, etc.
which means "Thursday" may not exist, months and years (someimes even days) aren't the same length, weeks are their own mess, etc. etc.

GeePawHill @GeePawHill@mastodon.social

Seriously, we're talking corner cases that have corner cases.

"Well, if it's a Thursday, and you're left-handed, and you're in your underwear, and it's Indiana, that means it's what we call 9:30".

Serious time code is *full* of these kinda if-else statements.

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