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GeePawHill @GeePawHill@mastodon.social

If you've never written time code, you have no idea how fucked up time code is to write.

You know the common expression "it's not rocket science"?

Time code is fucking rocket science. Grownup programmers *never* write that shit by hand, they *always* turn to people who write it for a living.

Classic joke, here.

"Days Since Last Timezone Error: -1"

GeePawHill @GeePawHill@mastodon.social

Seriously, we're talking corner cases that have corner cases.

"Well, if it's a Thursday, and you're left-handed, and you're in your underwear, and it's Indiana, that means it's what we call 9:30".

Serious time code is *full* of these kinda if-else statements.

V @miss_rodent@girlcock.club

@GeePawHill Even more if you try to accomodate all the other calendars people use... Ethiopia and Iran have their own civil calendrs, there's like a dozen or so religious calendars still in common use, many areas (eg. china) dual-wield calenders, etc.
which means "Thursday" may not exist, months and years (someimes even days) aren't the same length, weeks are their own mess, etc. etc.

Alerta! Alerta! @heiglandreas@phpc.social

@miss_rodent @GeePawHill

Best is the Islamic calendar that uses 2 verified sightings of the moon after a new moon to define the start of a new month...

Cloudy? We'll add another day to this month! Perhaps 🙈

And only in area A. 'Cause in area B it's not cloudy.... 🤪

replying to @heiglandreas@phpc.social
MikeStok @MikeStok@mstdn.ca

@heiglandreas @miss_rodent @GeePawHill time’s an interesting idea ‘cos it’s viewed from social, environmental, religious, political, and (worst in my opinion) business (in a capitalist society) perspectives.

It seems to me (so this could be plain wrong) that overzealous Enlightenment reductionism and a paucity of commonly used words for time in English lead to even more conceptual confusion. Maybe there’s a parallel with the way we tend to use “love” where the Greeks has a more sophisticated vocabulary.

Is the time we use for scientific measurement the same as the time we use for scheduling business meetings, social meetings, global military manoeuvres.

And then there’s calendars 😵‍💫

We can but try.