https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/api/v2/status.json
So Cloudflare vibe-coded their status portal, but forgot to wire their Status API to the actual status.
It still shows a major partial system outage, last updated 2026-08-27T00:00:00.000Z.
And no one has even given a fuck since then.
Can someone else verify that for me? Because that's such a fucking damn fine joke for the SRE industry, I'd rather believe that I got too tripped migrating my service late into midnight.
